Kilrathi's Revenge PBW |
Hey You!
YES, YOU!!
Darth Vader is a lyly when compared with You?
Can You backstab even Emperor Palpatine with your superior politics?
Your fighter designs outperform any TIE design?
Tarkin´s doctrine is a child´s play in comparison with your strategies?
Don´t talk... Demonstrate it.
Join KILRATHI´S REVENGE PBW!!!!
pbw started?
moved furntiture today aint goin out...
y'all still game?
i'd like to try a simultaneous turn.
Anyone who wants power; by definition, cannot be trusted with it...
Uncle Sam wants You!
Let the galaxy burn!
The Va'Jrii will punish your hosts for their evil actions, and you, their symbiotic creatures, will wither and die from their lack!
(Edit, I can't get my hands on V1.01 of Balance mod, Where can I get the older version? Or is it gonna be 1.02?)
Kwok, Is there any way to get version 1.01 of your mod??
We need it!!
(or just wait till PBW server upgrades to 1.02...)
Can I get someone to send me
Can I get someone to send me the old 1.01 file then?
=) I really need to set that up.
Check your mail!
ADVERTISING
MOM! MOM!! Evil little green man wants to eat my brain!!!
TIMMY enters yelling into the dark room. MOM is a voluptuous latina girl, half naked, laid down in bed. She jumps out of the bed, and holds TIMMY in her arms.
MOM: What´s happenning?
TIMMY (crying): He ate Pluto, Mom!!
EVIL ALIEN enters in room. With a grim smile, he spits a dog´s neclace. It falls by MOM´s feet. "Pluto" can be read in the necklace.
MOM: Oh, my God!!!
TIMMY: He will eat our brains!!!
A man enters in the room trough the window, breaking it. He´s dressed with the Mighty Banana Republic combat uniform, holding a shotgun in his hands. Under the huge mexican hat, he wears mean looking Ray-Ban-ana(TM) mirror sunglases.
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: No, he won´t!!
TIMMY: He´s our beloved and Truly Democraticaly Elected President Grendelio I!!
MOM: Our savior!!
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: Eat lead, Pancho!!
(Slow motion)
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I shots his shotgun. EVIL ALIEN head´s explode in a rain of green goo that splatters smiling TIMMY´s face.
TIMMY: Our Truly Democraticaly Elected President Grendelio I has saved democracy again!!
MOM: How may I thank You, MR. President?
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: well, now it´s banana time!!
MOM´s bust appears reflected in the Ray-Ban-ana(TM) mirror sunglases as Mighty Banana Republic himn begins to sound.
Fade to black.
(In yellow capital letters)
WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ALIENS.
MIGHTY BANANA REPUBLIC, always defending HUMAN rights.
Um, why the problem?
I'm pretty sure that PBW will run the game just fine if everyone has the Balance Mod v1.02. Besides it says that 1.02 is compatable with all versions that are at least v1.0 so we shouldn't have a problem. I'd say in game just make sure to make a note that everyone needs version 1.02
Maybe...
Probably You are right, but I wouldn´t like to find out game crashing after one month due to some kind of incompatibility.
Appearantly
Appearantly the game crashes are more likely due to SEV than any patch just yet, or at least that's the word I hear on the grapevine.
Send in your empires... Join up.. I
The server's been a little glitchy, so sorry if I lost you when you joined.
We're still looking for player. Ideally we'll start Thursday or Friday.
Cary
Booted like a guy who got kicked by a boot
Lol this keeps up and I'll have my shipset made before it gets going LOL.
I did get ploped out due to the server being glitchy, I'll reset it up when I stop getting "Problem Loading Page" Pages.
Commercials time again...
MOM! MOM!! Evil little green man wants to eat my brain!!!
TIMMY enters yelling into the dark room. MOM is a voluptuous latina girl, half naked, laid down in bed. She jumps out of the bed, and holds TIMMY in her arms.
MOM: What´s happenning?
TIMMY (crying): He ate Pluto, Mom!!
EVIL ALIEN enters in room. With a grim smile, he spits a dog´s neclace. It falls by MOM´s feet. "Pluto" can be read in the necklace.
MOM: Oh, my God!!!
TIMMY: He will eat our brains!!!
A man enters in the room trough the window, breaking it. He´s dressed with the Mighty Banana Republic combat uniform, holding a shotgun in his hands. Under the huge mexican hat, he wears mean looking Ray-Ban-ana(TM) mirror sunglases.
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: No, he won´t!!
TIMMY: He´s our beloved and Truly Democraticaly Elected President Grendelio I!!
MOM: Our savior!!
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: Eat lead, Pancho!!
(Slow motion)
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I shots his shotgun. EVIL ALIEN head´s explode in a rain of green goo that splatters smiling TIMMY´s face.
TIMMY: Our Truly Democraticaly Elected President Grendelio I has saved democracy again!!
MOM: How may I thank You, MR. President?
TRULY DEMOCRATICALY ELECTED PRESIDENT GRENDELIO I: well, now it´s banana time!!
MOM´s bust appears reflected in the Ray-Ban-ana(TM) mirror sunglases as Mighty Banana Republic himn begins to sound.
Fade to black.
(In yellow capital letters)
WE KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH ALIENS.
MIGHTY BANANA REPUBLIC, always defending HUMAN rights.
C´MON!! Join Kilrathi's Revenge PBW!!
Upload Empires
I think the people in the game need to upload their empires. I'm puzzled as to why it isn't done as soon as you are accepted to the game.
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I have a small doubt right now, posted in game forum. I´ll upload my empire as soon as I get an answer. 
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Still taking players?
I wouldn't say I'm all that, but i
FEAR NO WEEVIL!
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
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C´mon Badger! I´ll teach You a new ubertaktik I´ve learned:
The parthian shot!!!! ;-P
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Low blow Grendel. Just for that, here's a new Recruitment Video for the Banana Republic!
The Jrii' warfleet Circled the Green and Turquoise planet. It had been a bloody victory, but eventually the planet's symbiotes had been defeated. As the Tetonic bombs transferred to the firing tubes, a lone Frigate loaded with explosive warheads raced on a suicide path to the battleship. The Firing tubes opened, the ship collieded, there was an explosion...
Does the primary planet for the manufacture of Ray-ban-ana sunglasses get blasted to smitherines, or did the vallient Terran ship manage to destroy the world-eating Jrii'? Join "Kilrathi's Revenge" and find out!
DEATH TO THE SYMBIOTES OF THE BLUE PLANET!
Mighty Banana Republic Comunicate:
"I, Truly Democraticaly elected president Grendelio I from the Mighty Banana Republic, want to send this message to the green, slimy and comunist Va'Jrii hordes:
I'll give up my cool Ray-Ban-ana sunglasses... when they pry them from my cold, dead, hands!!"
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DEATH TO THE SYMBIOTES OF THE BLUE PLANET!
I'll Play to That!
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
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Communistic? No sir, the Jrii' people are ruled by their grand leader and super-host, Jrii'Na'Va, through the priesthood lead by Kal'Jrii Yrss, and we are not green!
Just spinning through...
*Lone giant metal planet spins past*
This is why we don't stop moving. Crazy terrans.
*planet warps through to next system*
Ya Gotta Love Those J'Riians...
"Growl!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Ravage yes, but lasting long time and being evil don't go well together
Growl!!!!!!!!!!!!!: You can't burn worlds to ash and be able to last long against many different HUMAN players ;)"
until the second post, i thought hee was just being philosophical
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
Re: Just spinning through...
don't blame Terrans for those weirdos, ok?
don't get me wrong, Terrans can't be too advanced yet, they still name their planet DirtBall, but, hey, it's a totally different kind of weird than those creepy parasites!
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
Re: Done and Done
I know.. we're almost there...
Riptokus is no longer named "ping pong player"
Va'Jrii Society is far more intimidating I agree.
Badger's in... though some goofball was trying to get me to kick badger for BAADGER!
I figure we can upgrade to the patch before starting, so start time will be Tuesday AM.
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW To start with 1.25 patch (Tuesday?)
UPLOAD YOUR empires... and grab a space if still interested.
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW To start with 1.25 patch (Tuesday?)
sorry about my place in the delays..
and really looking forward to the new patch...
Gotta watch those goofballs!
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
Advertising? .. Crazy Terrans. Don't bother...
THIS is how the Terrans are crazy...
I had promised this to Grendel anyway:...
Dirt Ball lyrics
Galacto Inspector do you read me?
Yes Captain.
Status?
Completed.
Your mission was to land on the Dirtball and explore it thoroughly.
You were to monitor the activities of a common life on the Dirtball,
And study peoples life styles.
Their general habits of living in their strange society.
Yes.
Have you done that Galacto Inspector?
Yes I have Captain.
Very well, may we have your report?
A strange place this Dirtball is
A lot of guns a lot of rich folks spitting on bums
A lot of hoodlums
These are just the bums that are really pissed off
Why? Probably cuz they been ripped off by the system
Cops, they ride around in little cars
And throw folks behind bars, like little jars.
They supposed be there just to serve and protect,
But they just punch faces a lot, and choke necks.
Then they got the higher ups they call judges, and they rule the land.
This I don't understand.
First of all they like to dress this bitch up in a robe.
On top of all that, "What?" he's mad old.
And he hates anybody that looks different then he did back when he was a
kid,
But that ___ was like 400 years ago.
Captain "Yes Galacto" I just don't know.
Any kid that was going to jail. Yeah?
He looked me dead in the face and said "well..."
Then my cloaking device must of went dead. Why?
Cause the old ass judge looked at me and said.
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
So get the ___ out
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
So get the ___ out
Very interesting, thank you Galacto Inspector
Now probes Data (Day-ta) and Data (Da-ta), do your read me?
Yes, here sir.
What information were you able to gather for us on your recent voyage to the
Dirtball?
This is professor Data.
My transmission signal is weak and my communication is shattered.
We came in contact with several different specimens of life, sir
Everything has got a price even if it's wrong or right.
Upon sight people judge and stereo type.
Their forms of government and religion are glorified.
Purified as the waters that are now polluted.
Members of the flock recruited for duty, locked up, or instituted.
This is doctor Data I phase with the planet to see how they medicate her.
She's high off that cane.
Depending how you slang you can get most anything.
From a nickel bag of grain to a lucy worth of cane.
Maintain communication Data here again
Their leader is determined by the vote of many men
Although he's only human and slightly over weight.
He controls and manipulates their whole United States.
I call to the white castle.
Secret service on the phone giving me a hassle.
He said the information I requested was denied.
Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied.
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
So get the ___ out
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
So get the ___ out
Judging from the information so far collected
The Dirtball may not be the ideal place to land our craft
After receiving this information we'll make our final judgment.
Fleek are you there?
I'm here, but hold up captain cause this ain't good.
I'm getting chased by some fat rednecks in white hoods.
I think there trying to kill me "Well what do you mean?"
It seems they got a problem with the fact that I'm green
I guess on the Dirtball they all hate each other
If it ain't were your from, it's your skin color
Let me get my phaser tron out, hold up (buzz)
"What was that?"
I smoked 'em
But what really _____ turns my tentacles is their relationships.
They swell each other's lips.
I see men that ain't ___ in their daily life.
So they come home drunk and beat they wife.
She forgives him when he say's he didn't mean it.
You ask me they can both suck my petty lip.
I give up captain beam me back to Zelaloovy.
Another thing they love to watch horror movies.
But your not allowed to be scary on a CD.
They tried to ban this one group ICP.
I went to see 'em in concert J grabbed me by the head,
And then he took his microphone and said .
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
This is our world
So get the ____ out.....
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
Re: Advertising? .. Crazy Terrans. Don't bother...
Dirty Comunist Propaganda...
Everybody is happy in Mighty Banana Republic!!! We have nice chicks, Pinna Colada, Habano cigars and, of course, tons of genetically enhanced banana!!!
We are a perfect democracy!! One man, one vote!! Grendelio I IS the man, and HE has THE vote!!
And if You don´t agree, don´t worry: we understand that you are free to have your own opinion... We like free-thinkers, that´s why we pay them nice stances in our Guantanamo Holyday Resort.
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Scientific Report on the possible Origin of the Nova Atlantians:
Recently a history of the rock oxygen world, known as "Ground" or "Dirt" in the native language of the inhabitant symbiotes, was captured. In it, it spoke of an advanced society named "Atlantis." Our best translations of this text imply that the "Atlantians" are in fact, Dirtians. The similarity between the name of "Atlantis" and "Nova Atlantean" cannot be dismissed, especially considering "Nova" means "New" in one of their many languages. This implies that the Nova Atlantians are an offshoot of the Dirtians, and the newer branch at that. The Atlantis group was named as technologically superior to the rest of the groups on Dirt, therefore we must therefore assume that the Nova Atlantians may hold the plan of the super-weapon mentioned as "only the best for Truly Democraticaly Elected President", the Ray-Ban-Ana sunglasses. We must assume that this is some super-laser, and that if we capture one of the trade vessels of the Nova Atlantians, we may capture one of these super-weapons and unlock it's secret for the greater glory of Jrii'Na'Va!
Nova Atlantean Neo-UberTaktic...! Secret weapon discovered!
What is your report, professor Day-ta?
we believe the Nova Atlanteans have come up with another UberTactic, Inspector...
Worse than Parthain ships and Parting Shots?
Much worse, sir...
The Nova Atlanteans have discovered that by creating their ships hulls ENTIRELY out of ORDNANCE, their damage capacity rating will increase by a FACTOR OF 6 - with No fear of explosion!
Even worse, it is feared that these new "Missile Ships" may obviate their need for refuel & resupply!
Why is that?
Sir, everyone knows : Missiles have the best RANGE!
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
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Hell of a recuritment poster =)
PBW Recruitment Poster
You have NO idea. Read the "advertisements".
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US!
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LOL -
Role reversal stalking - its all the rage
-Quoting Team Fortress reveals your age
Mighty Banana Republic Propaganda Office Comunicate:
FELLOW CITIZEN!!
Once again, the enemies of our dearest Banana Republik try to debilitate us by means of the use of dirty lies and false information! They try to undermine the authority of our dear leader calling him tyrant!! They want to make us doubt, to weaken our will, to confuse us!! They talk about peace, but they build weapons to exterminate us all!!! Don´t let them do!!!
We have the best scientists, and they know the horrible truth about alien species. It is time to make public their discoveries.
1.- All known alien species only want to rape us, to kill ourselves and eat our brains, and not allways in this exact order.
2.- The few "pacifist" species known practice Sodomy, sadism and even worse things. You can imagine what to expect from them...
3.- They know that we are superior beings, that we have the best genetically enhanced banana, and that our great leader Grendelio I has no equal in known universe. They envy us, they hate us, and that´s why they want to exterminate us all.
4.- It´s been scientifically demonstrated that aliens have a brainwashing beam that can affect weak minds. They use it to introduce weird ideas into their victims!!
So if you think strange things, like "our government is corrupt", "aliens are friendly" or "I´d like to install Windows Vista in my computer", you are being brainwashed by aliens. Run to the nearest re-education center, our nice medics have a good treatment for You!!
WE ARE IN DANGER!
PROTECT YOUR BANANA!!
- Mighty Banana Republik Propaganda Office.
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LOL - Everything but being probed.... I don't have a Banana, that would be weird.
Email My Girlfriend...
who will not come near me when I'm geeking out around this game...
I can get her to try sacred, she loves Alice; maybe Magic:TCG, but this...?
Except for this thread. i can email the GF this and she merely thinks i am very strange in a funny way...
She wonders that i play with THE Grendel, with genetically-engineered bananas, with parsites, with a Pikachu,
and - "I thought you said no girls play this game? WHO IS THIS EVIL GINGER?!!!?"...
Sigh...
But who is she to talk?
She hangs out with a Badger.
Troll? No, Sir, I am a BADGER!
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A badger, wait, *Rips off his mask*
AHH! A TROLL! RUN!!!!!!!!!
Troll in badger's clothing, hence his signature!
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I do not fear trolls or badgers, but lawyers scare the hell out of me. And as for Alice, lets face it we all know she was nuts, and I have a secret crush on Mcgee....but don't tell because I have spells that will hex thee....
Note: Need a life as this is my 100th post..... I going shopping for high heels....
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I got my heels =))))))))) Jet Black and 6".. I'm Happy
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW< Fits right In...
...PeekAtChu does. Effing nutz.
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW< soory, all...
sorry- noticed it wasn't going on schedule, didn't hear from anyone on posts,
i htought everyone had given up, and i was saddened.
lo and behold its alive and well!
Do you REALLY think you will subvert System Vampyre before it subverts YOU?
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Alas, the firewalls and security on station keeps me from multiplayer... for now.... Bawhahahahaha.........
- I need my badger mittens
PeekAtChu's Rough Day
After this, you would want to kick puppies too...
...and need the lite music and tea.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S8OlTdglkrQ
...myself, i prefer to kick Moties...
uh i mean Xianti.
b/c sometimes they kick back
Re: PeekAtChu's Rough Day
http://youtube.com/watch?v=S8OlTdglkrQ
...myself, i prefer to kick Moties...
uh i mean Xianti.
b/c sometimes they kick back ;)
You will suffer for this when I find out what it is tomorrow....
=)
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW -- Migrated
Well, we're on Kilrathi's revenge 2.0...
Please upload empires. Don't overlap ship/flag sets. If you're player #1, use ship set/flag set #1 -- Row 1, Column 1. Player two, Column 2, Row 1. You'll notice that player 4 will be tricky, as the row # will change.
If you hate the assigned ship-set, choose another outside of the first six. (and tell us you're doing so.)
Please do not fiddle with your initial techs -- this is buggy and may cause the game to barf.
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Oh, we're on again, are we?
Well know one thing, Foul enemies!
...ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW -- Migrated
Imperialistic American...
VIVA ZAPATA!! VIVA GRENDELIO I!!!!
...
"Bananas are an universal concept,
They are one of the cornerstones of this existence.
Like gravity, or the speed of light, the entire universe submits to their rules"
republics: banana, pepsi, ..parasites.
Ah!
the Truly Democratically elected Tyrant Of Bananas - do you have your own suit in cards? -
Speaks?
Do you offer us bananas?
No doubt secreted away in each is one of the horrid J'rii parasites that your unholy despotism has become the hideous pawns of! We know your evil secret!
Truly Demon-Cratically Elected President Grendelio Is a Symbiot Host for the Demon Parasites !
The Holy Saint will send the Sacred Brotherhood of WellArmed Godliness, The Marines Templar, to Cleanse thee in Purifying Flames!!
by the way, you no longer have a monopoly on Weird-
There is a Republic Of Pepsi online, too.
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If it matters, I am a member of E.R.A.S.E. Link
Re: republics: banana, pepsi, ..parasites.
by the way, you no longer have a monopoly on Weird-
There is a Republic Of Pepsi online, too.
You still you have not understood the meaning of this all: it is the power of Banana in action!!
Tremble infidel! Soon You´ll be subjugated by it!!
"Bananas are an universal concept,
They are one of the cornerstones of this existence.
Like gravity, or the speed of light, the entire universe submits to their rules"
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.
As a quick aside, i don't play Evil - i won't bombard planets or Scrap populations...
(i wouldn't mind if the AI/program distinguished alignments, but thats another ball of yarn.)
i got into Kilrathi to counter the Bad guys!
Re: Kilrathi's Revenge PBW > Always off Topic
They'll move us, you know, to the off-topic in minutes.
SO:
Just saw Pan's Labyrinth
from Spain.
reminded me of Grendel's sense of humor.
if you've seen it, i don't have to say anything else.
I fyou haven't, consider it.
A Game? ... A GAME????
This IS NOT a game...
THIS is a FORUM...
****cue background Music****
A forum, where we can Revel in our UberGeekiness...
A forum where Badgers and KZin can Rub Shoulders with BigBrainAliens and Parasites .. I mean symbiotes, don't tag as ofensive, please ...
.. Where a man - or pikachu- can HAVE his Banana AutoCannon
and EAT IT TOO!.
**********************************************
Yes, the background music turns out to be WeirdAlYankovik - you thought it sounded familiar...
"But Seriously Folks"...
As a GAME,
Se5 - so far- doesn't have the AI to hold up single player, and the multiplayer is years behind industry standard.
I htink it is fair to call it Unfinished.
...which of course is why you have so many, as PeekAtChu20/20 said, Talented and Creative people on the boards, because it appeals to them - the ones that want to Tinker.
It also means, speaking for myself, I come for the discussions, for the people.
I don't know about you, but i DO NOT get to talk about things like this at work.
**** I WuV YOu Guys ****
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I'm not so sure I want to eat a Banana Cannons.... Sounds creative though.... 
But does anything truly change because of our discussions or does our disscusions just change???
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if i answered that i would be acuused of cross-threading.
i did once cross-thread a VW -
the shop was poorly lit and it has those annoying (reverse) inset lugs...
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Given that the Galactic Domination game seems as if it might be dead, I am interested in getting into another BM 1.03 game.
Is it too late to get into this one?
-Gusset
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Heh... We haven´t started yet. Ask directly the game admin.
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Now this sounds like a great idea. Nothing like death for breakfast and universal domination for lunch followed by a quaint supper of oppressing my population through the use of lulling them into a false sense of security to increase production.
Done and Done
It just needs to get started.